In keeping with CityBike's role as the self-proclaimed Beavis and Butthead of motorcycle "journalism," I'm comfortable with us admitting we dig fire. Internal combustion fire, barbecue fire, torch fire, photo-op fire in front of the East Bay Rats clubhouse... fire is cool. Recall fire is cool (sort of) simply because we get to crack jokes about fire. Hell, we've been crackin' wise about KTM's flammable pajamas recall since 2015, much to the chagrin of people who think children potentially catching fire isn't funny (AKA the rest of the world).